just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
i dont remember this part of the bible
After the night he had, neither did Jesus.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two
THERe ARE CHILDREN ON HERE
I WAS ONLY ON THE SECOND GIF AND I ALREADY KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT
TAG YOUR PORN HOLY SHIT
Please tag your porn. I don’t need my mother looking over my shoulder to see this
I AM CATHOLIC AND TOMORROW IS SUNDAY WTF YOU GUYS. I THOUGHT TUMBLR RESPECTED CHRISTIANS???????? PORN. IS. A. SIN!!!!!
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’
We need to have a chat with the U.S I think
LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD