inpeetaseyes:

Does that make any sense?

inpeetaseyes:

Does that make any sense?

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WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED FOR NOT BEING AT COMIC CON AND NOT HAVING A SAMSUNG PHONE?

char-thelove:

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its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

oomshi:

every follower you have is a living, breathing person.. with two kidneys…….. that means your follower count x 2 are the amount of kidneys in your control… do you know how much kidneys go for on the black market… .… .. a lot

thesassycat:

asammyg:

HOW DO YOU DO THIS?! I WANT TO DO THIS. 

It’s literally showing you how to do it

obstruvise:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

blackcomicbookguy:

If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

#wel shit i dont want to be a member of hydra 

#dont even know what the hydra is but i sure as heck wont be in it

obstruvise:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

blackcomicbookguy:

If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

 

#dont even know what the hydra is but i sure as heck wont be in it

wonderfulkindofday:

Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !

What’s his Vine screenname so I can follow the shit out of him

morstanlies:

all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it

like

i love learning new stuff

and reading new books

but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams

that kinda takes the fun out of it

do you feel me

meandmytrustytaser:

That otp that calls each other by any other name but their first names

And then one of them gets hurt.

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HAKUNA MA’VODKA"
— it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

[My mom] called the school and they said ‘we’re doing auditions for the childrens version of ‘The Hobbit’, for the 2nd and 3rd graders’, and I was in Kindergarden, so I was too young’. And I just crashed the auditions.

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humorking:

theres NOTHING worse then losing your headphones 

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now